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C / Dadd4/add2 / C / C / Dadd4/add2 / C
C Dadd4/add2
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
C Dadd4/add2
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
C Dadd4/add2
Monopoly, Twenty-one, checkers, and chess,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
C Dadd4/add2
Mister Fred Blassie, and a breakfast mess,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
C Dadd4/add2
Let’s play Twister, let’s play Risk,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
C Dadd4/add2
I’ll see you heaven if you make the list,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Am G
Now Andy did you hear about this one,
Am G
tell me are you locked in the punch?
Am G
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
C D
Hey baby, are we losing touch?
G Am C Bm G
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Am D
man on the moon.
G Am C Bm Am
If you believe there’s nothing up my sleeve,
then nothing is cool
C Dadd4/add2
Moses went walking with the staff of wood,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
C Dadd4/add2
Newton got beaned by the apple good,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
C Dadd4/add2
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
C Dadd4/add2
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Am G
Now Andy, did you hear about this one?
Am G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Am G
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
C D
Hey baby, are you having fun?
G Am C Bm G
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Am D
man on the moon.
G Am C Bm Am
If you believe there’s nothing up my sleeve,
then nothing is cool
C Dadd4/add2
Here’s a little agit for the never believer,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C Dadd4/add2
Here’s a little ghost for the offering,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C Dadd4/add2
Here’s a truck stop instead of Saint Peter’s
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C Dadd4/add2
Mister Andy Kaufman’s gone wrestling,
C
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Am G
Now Andy, did you hear about this one?
Am G
Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
Am G
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
C D
Hey baby, are we loosing touch?

G Am C Bm G
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
Am D
man on the moon.
G Am C Bm Am
If you believe there’s nothing up my sleeve,
then nothing is cool

Repeat 3 times
Em