C
Hey there people I’m Bobby Brown
Am
They say I’m the cutest boy in town
Dm7
My car is fast, my teeth are shiney
G
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney

C
Here I am at a famous school
Am
I’m dressing sharp and I’m acting cool
Dm7
I got a cheerleader here,

wants to help with my paper
G
Let her do all the work

and maybe later I’ll rape her

F
Oh God I am the american dream
Em Am
I do not think I’m too extreme
Dm7 G
And I’m a handsome son of a bitch

I’m gonna get a good job and be real rich

(get a good, get a good,
get a good, get a good job)

C
Women’s liberation
Am
Came creeping all across the nation
Dm7
I tell you people, I was not ready
G
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddy

C
She made a little speach then
Am
uuh, she tried to make me say when
Dm7
She had my balls in a vice,
but she left the dick
G
I guess it’s still hooked on,

but now it shoots too quick

F
Oh God I am the american dream
Em Am
But now I smell like vaseline
Dm7 G
I’m a miserable son of a bitch

Am I a boy or a lady, I don’t know which
(I wonder, wonder, I wonder, wonder)
C
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
Am
I jingle my change, but I’m still kinda cute
Dm
Got a job doing radio promo
G
And none of the jocks can even tell I’m a homo

C
Eventually me and a friend
Am
Sort of drifted along into S&M
Dm7
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
G
As long as I gets a little golden shower

F
Oh God, I am the american dream
Em
With a spindle up my butt
Am
’till it makes me scream
Dm7 G
And I’ll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake night saying
“Thank you, Fred”

F
Oh God, oh God, I’m so fantastic
Em Am
Thanks to Freddie, I’m a sexual spastic
F G
And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I’m going down
F G
And my name is Bobby Brown

Watch me now, I’m going down