Intro: 😐 C | G/h | F | G |:

C G/h
It’s late in the evening
F G
She’s wondering what clothes to wear
C G
I tell her go naked
F G
and shave off your pubic hair
F G C C/h Am
And then she asks me: – “Do I look all right?”
F G C
And I say:”Yes, you look wonderful tonight”

C G
We go to a party
F G
And everyone turns to see
C G
This bare naked lady
F G
Who’s walking around with me
F G C C/h Am
And then she asks me: – “Do I smell all right?”
F G C C7
And I say:”Yes, you smell wonderful tonight”

F G
You smell wonderful, because I love
C C/h Am
the fish scent between your thighs
F G
And I wonder of it all
F G(break)
that you just don’t realize
C
How much I love you

C G
It’s time to go home now
F G
And I’ve had too much to drink
C G
So I give her the carkeys
F G
I’m much to drunk to think
F G C C/h Am
And then she drives into the only tree in sight
F G C C/h Am
I say:”My darling, you drove wonderful tonight
F G C
“Oh, My darling, you drove wonderful tonight